Bart: Heh, nudist colonies are everywhere these days. I'd love to go,
but I... [stares at the card] can't get the wrinkles out of my
birthday suit.
[rim shot, heavy laughs]
[Bart looks at the card again in disbelief]
But, I gotta tell you, Adam and Eve must have been the first
bookkeepers. They invented the "loose-leaf" system.
[rim shot, more laughs]
If there's a bad bookkeeping joke, I haven't heard it.
-- Bart does stand-up in the Maison Derriere,
"Bart After Dark"
but I... [stares at the card] can't get the wrinkles out of my
birthday suit.
[rim shot, heavy laughs]
[Bart looks at the card again in disbelief]
But, I gotta tell you, Adam and Eve must have been the first
bookkeepers. They invented the "loose-leaf" system.
[rim shot, more laughs]
If there's a bad bookkeeping joke, I haven't heard it.
-- Bart does stand-up in the Maison Derriere,
"Bart After Dark"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Dad? I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park?
Homer: Do I have to sit up? Bart: No. Homer: Knock... - Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb... - Bart: Wow, man, what _is_ this place?
Belle: I prefer not to be called "man." My name is Belle,
and this is the Maison Derriere. That means... - Bart: [in pain] Why?
Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting... - Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from
Try-N-Save security.
That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has... - Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show.
Look at the credits! [presses "play"] ... - Bart: I can't believe I've gotta spend all my free time dusting doilies
in a smelly run-down dump for a creepy old witch.
[pulls a curtain, behind which we see a number of scantily...
