Bart: Heh, Nudist Colonies Are Everywhere These Days.

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Bart: Heh, nudist colonies are everywhere these days. I'd love to go,
but I... [stares at the card] can't get the wrinkles out of my
birthday suit.
[rim shot, heavy laughs]
[Bart looks at the card again in disbelief]
But, I gotta tell you, Adam and Eve must have been the first
bookkeepers. They invented the "loose-leaf" system.
[rim shot, more laughs]
If there's a bad bookkeeping joke, I haven't heard it.
-- Bart does stand-up in the Maison Derriere,
"Bart After Dark"

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