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• Milhouse: Thanks a lot. Now it's stuck on that haunted house.
  Nelson: I heard a witch lives there. Ralph: I heard a Frankenstein lives there....
• Lisa: Remember, Bart -- I mean, Dances In Underwear -- we take the White Man alive.
  Bart: All right, Thinks Too Much: it shall be so....
• Men are conservative after dinner. -- Ralph Waldo Emerso
• Lisa: Ohhh, my family just doesn't understand my new found vegetarianism.
  Compared to them the public schools are a haven of enlightenment....
• Belle: When you work the door, the main things are to greet the visitors and toss out the troublemakers.
  Bart: Ah, the ol' greet'n'toss. No problemo. Belle...
• When it's dark enough you can see the stars. -- Ralph Waldo Emerso
• Milhouse: Oh, no! The witch has Bart! Martin: We've got to hurry!
  [The boys run off screaming in terror....
• I hate quotations." -- Ralph Waldo Emerso