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• Belle: Oh, that was our emcee, Mel Zetz. He got out of bed too fast and broke his hip.
  Bart: So who's gonna warm up the crowd tonight? Belle...
• Belle: Normally, we don't allow children in here, but your father was so insistent.
  Bart: He's tough but fair. I'll start sorting these bras....
• Marge: Springfield doesn't want places like this. Belle
  I think I know what Springfield wants, sugar. Marge...
• Belle: I'm sorry. This is all my fault. Bart was filling in for.
  .. Homer: I don't care if he was filling in for Mel Zetz, he's my son, and I don't want him working....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Just a minute! [sounds of grunting and paper tearing] Hello?
  Belle: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle and....
• Homer: Honey, I'm home! Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
  Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and I've nearly chewed through it....
• Bart: Wow, man, what _is_ this place? Belle: I prefer not to be called "man.
  My name is Belle, and this is the Maison Derriere....
• Marge: Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is egg nog.
  Homer: 'Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty sweet noggy days....