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• Thanks, Bart! We got the day off from school for this!
  -- Milhouse attends Bart's wake, "Bart the General...
• Milhouse: Thanks a lot. Now it's stuck on that haunted house.
  Nelson: I heard a witch lives there. Ralph: I heard a Frankenstein lives there....
• Guide: Many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the yea
  extiles, other boxes, even children's candy. Milhouse...
• Database: Uh, the trail has become indistinct. I suggest we split up to cover more ground.
  Bart: Good idea. Milhouse, you and me will be Omega Team....
• Bart: I can't believe I've gotta spend all my free time dusting doilies in a smelly run-down dump for a creepy old witch.
  [pulls a curtain, behind which we see a number of scantily-clad girls dancing can-can and people gambling] Lady, I gotta tell ya, I have been grossly misinformed about witches....
• Martin: Bart, can we stop for ice cream? Ba
  Yes. [a little later, the boys all have cones] Nelso...
• Bart: Milhouse, this is boring. Make it crash or something.
  Milhouse: [smugly] Perfectly level flying is the supreme challenge of the scale model pilot....
• Brockman: Kent Brockman at the Action News desk. A massive tanker has run aground on the central coastline, spilling millions of gallons of oil on Baby Seal Beach.
  Lisa: [gasps] Oh, no! Homer: It'll be okay, honey....
• Bart: We got no car! Martin: We got no money! Milhouse
  And no one knows we're here! B+Ma+Mi: We're stranded!...