And if anything happens, just use your best judgemmmm... just do what I
would do.
-- Marge and the dangers of leaving Homer alone,
"Bart After Dark"
would do.
-- Marge and the dangers of leaving Homer alone,
"Bart After Dark"
Related:
- Bart: Dad, do I have to brush my teeth?
Homer: No, but at least rinse your mouth out with soda.
[Bart opens a can and gargles with it] -- Only three... - Homer: Aw, I don't know how to punish you. What does Marge usually do?
Bart: She makes me taste beer. Homer: Come on, boy... - Marge: So, Twiggy, I hear you and your husband, Woody,
just had a baby. What did you name him?... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me
dizzy.
Marge: We're almost finished. There's just a little... - Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
I'm being mocked. By my own children. On my... - Homer: A whole week of just father and son. See you at dinner.
[both walk off whistling] Bart: What time? Homer:... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool...
