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• Actor: ...you can't just eat the orange and throw the peel away!
  A man's not a piece of fruit! Burns: This show was supposed to close last week!...
• Lisa: Everyone in Springfield had a reason to shoot Mr.
  Burns, even us. [everyone groans in agreement] Bart, he broke your dog's legs....
• I just play here.
• Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
  Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!...
• Ho, this guy's got more bread than a prison meat loaf.
  He's rich, I tell ya. I never seen a place with a walk-in mailbox....
• Lisa: Remember, Bart -- I mean, Dances In Underwear -- we take the White Man alive.
  Bart: All right, Thinks Too Much: it shall be so....
• Marge: [bored] I think we've heard enough about Larry Burns for one evening.
  Homer: Why? It's not like anything interesting happened to anyone else today....
• Bart: Hey Mom, did he have those spots all over his body?
  Burns: [opens the door] I heard that....
• Patty: {Hey, Krabappel: if you get in the way of that bouquet, I'll stuff that sunhat down your neck.
  } Burns: [being wheeled in] Smithers, take me home!...