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• I'm not a sysop, I just play one on the echoes.
• I can't be late--I just got here.
• I'm not a real sysop, I just play one on TV.
• Don't ask me. I just work here.
• I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they didn't is just lyin'!
  -- Willie Nelso...
• I want a horn here, here, and here. You can never find a horn when you're mad.
  And they should all play `La Cucaracha'. -- Homer, designing a car, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Lisa: Hey, I think I got a Pai Gow. Bart: [groans] I hate Pai Gow.
  Can't we just play Quang Jong? -- Those games they play, "Burns, Baby Bu...
• Lisa: Uh, Bart -- Bart: [pointing] Don't turn on that light!
  Lisa: Sorry, I just came to see how you were feeling....
• Here kitty, kitty ... play with this nice electrical cord!