Krik: Oh, my demo tape! Homer: [Homer examines the tape] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?" [laughing] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?" [continues laughing] That's your picture on the front.

Krik: Oh, my demo tape!
Homer: [Homer examines the tape] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?"
[laughing] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?"
[continues laughing] That's your picture on the front...
[still laughing]
Kirk: [peeved] Go ahead, Homer, laugh at me.
Homer: I already did.
-- And how! "A Milhouse Divided"

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