Kirk: That's Jerry. He's a major player down at the sewing store.
Homer: [mocking] Well, thanks for introducing me.
Kirk: Oh, don't worry, Homer. You know _me_, and I'm a superstar at
the cracker factory.
-- Ooh, so many influential people, "A Milhouse Divided"
Homer: [mocking] Well, thanks for introducing me.
Kirk: Oh, don't worry, Homer. You know _me_, and I'm a superstar at
the cracker factory.
-- Ooh, so many influential people, "A Milhouse Divided"
Related:
- Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me.
Kirk: Well, how do you know? What makes you so special... - Luanne: Okay, Kirk, I'll tell a story. It's about a man whose father-
in-law gave him a sweet job as manager of a cracker... - Krik: Oh, my demo tape!
Homer: [Homer examines the tape] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?"
[laughing] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?"
[continues laughing] That's your picture on the front.
[still laughing] Kirk: [peeved] Go ahead, Homer, laugh... - Kirk: How about it, Luanne? Will you marry me... again?
Luanne: Ooh, no! Kirk: [moans] Well... Uh, can I... - Kirk: Singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want.
Today I drank a beer in the bathroom. Homer... - Homer: Well, I think that went pretty well.
[outside,
Luanne speeds away, leaving Kirk behind] Kirk: [to... - Kirk: One day your wife is making you your favorite meal,
the next day you're thawin'a hot dog in a gas station... - Kirk: You're letting me go?!
Boss: Kirk, crackers are a family food.
Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers... - Kirk: What makes you guys so special?
Homer: Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broken:
a strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine...
