Little kids are tough. I saw a little kid, I gave him an orange. His mother
said, "What do you say to the man?" The kid looked at me and said, "Peel
it."
-- Bill Barner
said, "What do you say to the man?" The kid looked at me and said, "Peel
it."
-- Bill Barner
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