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• Lisa: Hey, I _am_ above average! So what if Alison's ahead of me?
  There's no shame in being second. [imagines] Announce...
• Lisa: Oh, Mom, please? You can make this my birthday *and* Christmas presents.
  Marge: You already used up your birthday and Christmas presents on that peach tree we got you....
• Homer: [singing] Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking, But I sent you Ben Gay.
  Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something, And I -- [sees Lisa watching] Uh oh....
• Homer: I know you're only eight years old, and I don't want to put a lot of pressure on you, but you've got to save my marriage!
  Lisa: Oh. Okay. Can I stay up? Homer: [thinks] All right....
• Shary: It's 8:00, children. Time for bed. Lisa: But we're not sleepy.
  Bart: Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins. Lisa: Yes, sing us a song....
• Lisa: You've done a lot of crazy stuff over the years and she stood by you.
  Why would she leave you now? Homer: [frantic] Cause there's lots of stuff she doesn't know about!...
• Homer: [on phone] Woo hoo! Aw, Marge, that's great news.
  Milhouse: [walking in] Hey hey, there, with the personal calls, Simpson....
• inging] My ding-a-ling. My ding-a-ling. I want you to play with my ding-a-ling.
  .. -- Student's entry in the school talent contest, "Lisa's Pony...
• Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings. Ba
  But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still out....