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• Bart: Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him?
  Lisa: It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, you can't beat yourself up....
• Krusty sails out of view] Lisa: What about the great feeling you get from knowing you're better than regular people?
  Bart: What about being an illiterate clown who's still more respected than all the educators in the country put together!...
• Krusty: Hey, hey! Hoo-huh-huh-ha-ha! Homer: [gags] Krusty
  What's the matter. Oh, yeah, my grotesque appearance!...
• Krusty: Bart! I need to use you in a sketch. Ba
  You want me to be on the show? Krusty: It's just one line....
• Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all -- [cocks gun] Krusty
  [bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly game of cat and mouse going....
• Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
  You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole....
• Lisa: Are you Rory B. Bellows? Rory: Yes. Bart: How about Krusty the Klown?
  Rory: Sorry, I don't do impressions. Bart: Well, if you're not Krusty, how come you have the exact same signature as him?...
• Bart: Look at him. His clothes are so drab. Lisa
  His face is so flesh-colored and sad. Bart: And his feet....
• Bart: I didn't know you knew Luke Perry. Krusty: Pfft.
  Know him? He's my worthless half-brother. Lisa: He's a big TV star....