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• Man #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime? Tatum
  Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly....
• Marge: Homer, why are they saying you're going to fight Drederick Tatum?
  Homer: [gulps] Uh, well, uh, I was gonna surprise you, but....
• Moe: All you gotta do is fight Drederick Tatum. It's this Saturday.
  Here's your parking pass. Homer: [reading the pass] Ooh, "general....
• Moe: Who's gonna knock you down? Homer: No one! Moe
  When do you gonna fight back? Homer: Never! Moe...
• Moe: Okay, punching isn't your thing. But that's okay.
  You're not that kind of fighter. What you're gonna do is stand there while your opponent gets exhausted from over-punching....
• Tatum: Homer, your manager obviously loves you very much.
  Lucius, would you do that for me? Lucius: Absolutely, I would....
• Moe: I gotta be honest with you, Homer. I didn't bring you up here to show you my new tar paper.
  Homer: You didn't? Moe: No. Homer, how would you like to be heavyweight champion of the world?...
• Marge: What makes you think this Darryl Strawberry character is better than you?
  Homer: Marge, forget it. He's bigger than me, faster than me, stronger than me, and he already has more friends around the plant than I do....
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....