Bart: [all bruised up] Hey, dad.
Homer: Looking good, son. [stops Bart] Hey! What happened to your
belt?
-- The caringest father in the world,
"The Homer They Fall"
Homer: Looking good, son. [stops Bart] Hey! What happened to your
belt?
-- The caringest father in the world,
"The Homer They Fall"
Related:
- Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those... - Roscoe: [to all] Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to
the Simpsons.
All: [waving in a cliche, sissy-like attitude] Hello... - Homer: Hey, boy. Where ya goin'?
Bart: Father-son picnic.
[leaves] Homer: Have a good time! ... Wait a minute... - Bart enumerates all the features of his "Tactical Pants-Retaining
System":
compass, matches, whistle, saw, panic button, squirrel... - Bart: Hey Dad, look what I got! [points the gun to him] Zzap!
Zzap! [Homer looks worriedly at Bart] ... - Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
[hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's... - Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars?
Homer:
All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what... - Bart: Hey, Dad, can I have a sip of your beer?
Homer:
Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for... - Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head?
Homer: No, I can't.
It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy...
