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• Clinton: You know, Senator, being in suspended animation gave me time to think.
  Partisan politics are tearing our country apart. Dole...
• What the hell is this, some kind of tube?
  -- Bob Dole, in some kind of tube, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Homer: I guess you mean President Clinton. He usually hangs around Washington, D.
  C. Kang: President Clin-Ton? Excellent. Homer: Except, um....
• Oh, no. What have I done? What am I doing? What will I do?
  -- That is the question, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?
  Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for....
• Kent: Kent Brockman here, with Campaign '96: America Flips A Coin.
  At an appearance this morning, Bill Clinton made some rather cryptic remarks, which aides attributed to an overly tight necktie....
• Ugh, Bob Dole doesn't need this.
  -- Bob Dole being abducted by aliens, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Kang: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again.
  Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka....
• The "Defense of Marriage Act" before Congress was co-sponsored by the divorced Bob Dole and the divorced House Speaker Newt Gingrich.
  The bill, if it passes, has been promised to be signed by the renowned skirt-chaser President Bill Clinton....