My Fellow Americans. As A Young Boy, I Dreamed Of Being A Baseball, But Tonight I Say, We Must Move Forward, Not Backward, Upward Not Forward, And Always Twirling, Twirling, Twirling Towards Freedom.

My Fellow Americans. As A Young Boy, I Dreamed Of Being A Baseball, But Tonight I Say, We Must Move Forward, Not Backward, Upward Not Forward, And Always Twirling, Twirling, Twirling Towards Freedom.

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My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but
tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward,
and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
-- Kodos gives a speech, "Treehouse of Horror VII"

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