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• Lisa: Milhouse, I'm so sorry! Paramedic: He can't hear you now.
  We had to pack his ears with gauze. -- "Lisa's Date With Density...
• Sir! I'm so sorry my grocer committed you. We'll never shop there again!
  -- Smithers, "The Old Man and the Lisa...
• Homer: Aw, I need a hug. [everyone pauses, then hugs him] How come you guys hesitated?
  Lisa: Sorry, Dad, we _do_ believe in you, we really do....
• Monroe: This is what's known as aversion therapy. When someone hurts you emotionally, you will hurt them physically, and gradually you will learn not to hurt each other at all!
  And won't that be wonderful Homer? Home...
• Lisa: Why do you have to be such a pain all the time?
  Don't you realize you're getting a bad reputation?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: When I first met your father, he was loud, crude and piggish.
  But I worked hard on him, and now, he's a whole new person....
• What's the point in having a Honda if you can't show it off?
  -- Perhaps it's best for everybody this way, "Lisa's Date With Density...
• Skinner: I'll tell you something that's not so funny.
  Right now, Superintendant Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl....