Bart: Leonard Nimoy? What are you doing here?
Nimoy: Wherever there is mystery and the unexplained, cosmic forces
shall draw me near.
Bart: [flippantly] Uh-huh.
Man: Hey Spock, what do you want on your hot dog?
Nimoy: Surprise me.
[the hot dog man hesitates, then puts a whole batch of what
appears to be lettuce on top]
-- The surprise is what comes after you eat the hot dog,
"The Springfield Files"
Nimoy: Wherever there is mystery and the unexplained, cosmic forces
shall draw me near.
Bart: [flippantly] Uh-huh.
Man: Hey Spock, what do you want on your hot dog?
Nimoy: Surprise me.
[the hot dog man hesitates, then puts a whole batch of what
appears to be lettuce on top]
-- The surprise is what comes after you eat the hot dog,
"The Springfield Files"
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