Scully: Now, we're going to run a few tests. This is a simple lie
detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just
answer truthfully. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes.
[the polygraph explodes]
-- It worked, all right, "The Springfield Files"
detector. I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just
answer truthfully. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes.
[the polygraph explodes]
-- It worked, all right, "The Springfield Files"
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