Homer: Wow, Marge, you really do understand me. See,

Homer: Wow, Marge, you really do understand me. See, I thought we
weren't soulmates because...
Marge: ...we had a fight?
Homer: Right, and we don't like the same things. It's like you're from
Venus...
Marge: ...and you're from Mars.
Homer: [resentfully] Oh, sure, give me the one with all the monsters.
-- Venus Attacks! "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro
Homer"

Related:

• Homer: But how did you find me? Marge: Well, I was sure you'd be on foot,
  because you always say public transportation...
• Homer: What's wrong with you? What are you trying to hide from me.
  [Homer opens the door and sniffs] What's that smell...
• Marge: Has anyone seen Homer? Helen: Marge, better you should hear it from me than from some gossipy neighbor.
  Homer made a total jackass of himself. Lovejoy: Helen...
• Homer: Oh-ho. I guess you're cranky 'cause I didn't come home last night.
  Marge: I'm "cranky" because my husband got drunk and...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
  feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm,
  everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer...
• Homer: Oh, Marge! [chanting] We're number one! We're number one!
  In your face, space coyote! Marge: [sotto voce]...
• Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
  Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro...
• Marge: Oh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices?
  Some *must* be doubles. Ore-GAH-no? What the...