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• Homer: Well of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
  Now where are my chili boots? [finds them in the closet] Ah!...
• Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.
  -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jome...
• I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.
  -- Moe, on his relationship to Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Well, Chief, don't quit your day job... Whatever that is.
  -- Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• That Simpson, he thinks he's the pope of chili town.
  -- Wiggum, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Homer: A machine?! Earl's a machine?! [sarcastic] Oh, that's just perfect!
  Homer's desperate search for a soulmate has yielded a lighthouse-keeping robot....
• Look, just gimme some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!
  -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Bart: Hey look! Is that dad? Lisa: Either that, or Batman's really let himself go.
  -- You mean he looks like Adam West? "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Hey, buddy! Get back there with the other rocks!
  -- Homer's attempt to domesticate rocks, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...