Homer: But how did you find me?
Marge: Well, I was sure you'd be on foot, because you always say public
transportation is for losers. And I was sure you'd head west,
because Springfield slopes down that way. And then, I saw the
lighthouse, and I remembered how you love blinking lights. Like
the one on the waffle iron.
Homer: Or that little guy on the "Don't Walk" sign.
-- Nothing like bright, shiny things,
"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
Marge: Well, I was sure you'd be on foot, because you always say public
transportation is for losers. And I was sure you'd head west,
because Springfield slopes down that way. And then, I saw the
lighthouse, and I remembered how you love blinking lights. Like
the one on the waffle iron.
Homer: Or that little guy on the "Don't Walk" sign.
-- Nothing like bright, shiny things,
"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"
Related:
- Homer: Wow, Marge, you really do understand me. See,
I thought we weren't soulmates because... Marge... - I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.
Moe, on his relationship to Homer, "El Viaje... - Smithers: Evenin', little lady. You reckon a square could get a dance?
Marge: [sighs] It looks so complicated. Do you know... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Oh-ho. I guess you're cranky 'cause I didn't come home last
night.
Marge: I'm "cranky" because my husband got drunk and... - Marge: Oh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices?
Some *must* be doubles. Ore-GAH-no? What the... - Bart: Lis, check it out. Time for chili.
Lisa: [bored] I saw it,
Bart. Bart: You're just mad 'cause there's no clock... - Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro... - Homer: Oh, I give up.
Coyote: [voiceover] Find your soulmate,
Homer. Find your soulmate. Homer: Where? Where?...
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- Man: A baby on the table! That's good luck!
Everyone:
Yay! [The man throws the dice, and they... - Lovejoy: Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are.
Ned: You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences. ... - Homer: I'm attracted to another woman! What am I going to do?
Barney: Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction... - Quimby: Very well. If that is the way the winds are blowing,
let no one say I don't also blow. [dials phone]... - Cecil: Hello, brother. All's well, I trust?
Bob:
It most certainly is _not_. The workmen you've given...
