Hello? Is This... [reads His Paper] GBM? Uh, Yeah.

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Hello? Is this... [reads his paper] GBM? Uh, yeah. I read in the
personals that you were seeking a soulmate. Well, I also like rainy
days and movies. Uh-huh... [apprehensively] Uh, no, I don't like
that... Or that... No, it's not that I'm afraid. [very quickly] I'm
going to hang up now, bye-bye.
-- Homer, unfamiliar with personals,
"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer"

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