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• I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.
  -- Moe, on his relationship to Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
  -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Well, Chief, don't quit your day job... Whatever that is.
  -- Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.
  -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jome...
• Okay, retrace your steps. Woke up, fought with Marge, ate Guatemalan insanity peppers, then I.
  .. Oh... -- Homer's daily regimen, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Homer: Oh, I give up. Coyote: [voiceover] Find your soulmate, Homer.
  Find your soulmate. Homer: Where? Where? Coyote...
• Look, just gimme some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!
  -- Homer Simpson El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
• Wiggum: Look at all them hot pants. Lenny: Hey, who likes short shorts?
  Crowd: [chanting] We like short shorts!...
• Homer: But how did you find me? Marge: Well, I was sure you'd be on foot, because you always say public transportation is for losers.
  And I was sure you'd head west, because Springfield slopes down that way....