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• Homer: Aw, I've never been so miserable in all my life.
  But I can't take it out on Marge and the kids -- I've gotta carry the burden all by myself....
• Lisa: I'b allergic to everythig here. By nose is so stuffed ub, I can't eben taste Mob's delicious boiled celery.
  Marge: I've been so bored since we moved here, I found myself drinking a glass of wine every day....
• That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and party every day.
  Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky....
• Marge: You took a new job in a strange town without discussing it with your family?
  Homer: Of course not. I wouldn't do that! [pause] Why not?...
• Hank: Uh, Homer, one second. I gotta take care of this.
  Very important. Be right back. Homer: Fine....
• Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
  Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
• Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here? Hank
  Sugar? Sure. [fumbles in his pockets, takes out a few handfuls of sugar] There you go....
• Homer: [reading] "Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you.
  This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours....
• I've gotta get out of this rut, and back into the groove. -- Homer, "Homerpalooza