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• That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and party every day.
  Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky....
• I'm in a groove now -- or is it a rut?
• An egotist thinks he's in the groove when he's in a rut.
• I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
  -- Homer, after "wussing out", "Homerpalooza...
• Homer: Pftt... Rules. I'm a rocker, I don't care for rules.
  Vet: Mr. Simpson, this is serious. If you take one more cannonball to the gut, you will die....
• Clerk: Dude, karma. Homer: What? Clerk: [pointing at the hat] Karma, &l
  karma>. [pause] Homer: [neuter] Oh, I get it. [walks away] -- But I don't, "Homerpalooza...
• Lisa: Okay, but you gotta promise you won't get mad or tell anyone, especially Bart.
  Homer: I promise. Lisa: [Jenna von Oy-esque] Bart rented a car with a phony driver's license and drove Milhouse, Martin, and Nelson to a week out in Knoxville and their car got crushed and they're out of money and they can't get home and Bart's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong!...
• Chamberlin: The hometown show's the big one, Homer.
  Iha: Yeah, people who called you a weirdo in high school get to see what a successful freak you've become....