"Wel-diddly-elcome, Simpsons." Oh, jeez, he actually wrote "diddly".
-- Homer reads a letter from Ned, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
-- Homer reads a letter from Ned, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2"
Related:
- Marge: [reads note on freezer] "Put food in me."
Homer:
I'll take that. [sticks it on his belly] -- It sure... - Marge: And you're sure the Flanderses won't be there?
Well, it sounds great. -- The Simpsons borrow... - The whole thing smacks of effort, man.
-- Ben,
"Summer of 4 Ft.... - Marge: Didn't you buy any meat?
Homer: [stroking a firecracker] This baby's sure to kill something.
"Summer of 4 Ft.... - Marge: Come on, Homer. Open the door for your mystery date.
Homer: [does so] Ooh, the captain of the football team... - Lisa: This is the most thoughtful thing anyone has ever-
Homer: Sweet merciful crap! My _car_! -- Homer's... - Homer: [holds Lisa's suitcase] Somebody's travelling light.
Lisa: Meh. Maybe you're just getting stronger. Homer... - Boy: So he's all, like, pffhhhtt...
Girl: Pft, I can totally hear him going that.
Lisa: [listening in] Only kids are that incoherent... - Milhouse: This is Becky. She's in the second grade.
Bart: Hi, Becky, thanks for coming out. [signs her...
From the same category:
- Marge: Homey, I like your in-your-face humanity. I like the way
Lisa speaks her mind.
I like Bart's-- [Bart smiles, but it fades] ... - Moe: Please, not in public.
Man: You
be dying!
Barney: Whoa! How European! [belch] -- responses... - Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks
with fingers] "wicked" guy.
He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always... - Oooooh... Waffle runoff...
-- Homer helps himself to leftover waffle batter,
"Homer the... - Marge: Homer, this is a terrible thing that's happened,
but we can't blame ourselves. Homer: We can...
