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• Marge: Let Lisa be alone with her new friends. Ba
  They're _my_ friends rightfully. She only got them by copying me....
• bell rings] Milhouse: School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!
  [runs out, while other students sit] Krabappel...
• Marge: Bart, you can invite Milhouse. Lisa, you can bring a friend too.
  Lisa: [chuckling nervously] Hey. Great... a friend....
• Lou: Here you go, ma'am. [escorts Milhouse back into the classroom] Krabappel
  Mmm. Quick work. How'd you know he was gonna run?...
• The whole thing smacks of effort, man. -- Ben, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2
• Wel-diddly-elcome, Simpsons." Oh, jeez, he actually wrote "diddly".
  -- Homer reads a letter from Ned, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
• Saul was walking down the street when he ran into Morty.
  The two got to talking and Saul asked "So Morty, how's your son?...
• We invented a new protocol and called it Kermit, after Kermit the Frog, star of "The Muppet Show.
  [3] [3] Why? Mostly because there was a Muppets calendar on the wall when we were trying to think of a name, and Kermit is a pleasant, unassuming sort of character....
• Bart: Your daughter is named Seymour? Skinner: Well, I.
  .. uh... ye... uh... I lied. It's for me. -- A memento of gray hair and short tempers, "Summer of 4 Ft....