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• Bart: Oh, how can they imprison kids in school on a beautiful day like this?
  Lisa: They're not imprisoning us, Bart, they're -- [a grey bus labeled "Springfield Prison" pulls up] Ba...
• Bart: You know, Grampa kinda smells like that trunk in the garage where the bottom's all wet.
  Lisa: Nuh-uh, he smells more like a photo lab. Home...
• Lisa: Dad! Eat something! [holds up a sandwich] It's got mustard on it.
  [Homer's eye view of the ceiling] [Bart leans in and waves his hand....
• Otto: [humming into the bus microphone] Bart: Hey, Otto, can I use that microphone?
  Otto: Sorry, Bart-dude, it's for emergencies only. -- on the bus, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Lisa: Bart, we've been going about this all wrong. What's the one thing rabbis prize above everything else?
  Bart: Those stupid hats? -- "Like Father, Like Clow...
• Homer: Well? What have we here? Looks like your uncool dad scored tickets to Hullabalooza!
  Lisa: [gasps] Bart... these look real... Bart: Check the authenticator spot [Lisa removes a sticker, which reveals a microchip] Chip...
• Bart: Please, Dad? If you let Otto stay, he'll help around the house and chip in a few bucks whenever he can.
  Homer: All right, he can stay. But I get to treat him like garbage....
• Bart: [plays with Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post, making plane and machine gun noises] Abe
  Hey, watch it with that thing! [a missile launches out the window] My skull is eggshell-thin....
• Lisa on Lollapalooza: Wow! It's like Woodstock, only with advertisements everywhere and tons of security guards.
  Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza...