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• Lisa: Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky? Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you, my young friend?
  Bart: We came to talk to you about your son. Rabbi K...
• Bart: Krusty, do you think about your father a lot?
  Krusty: All the time. Except when I'm at the track....
• Lisa: [tired] Here you go, Bart. It's a longshot, but that's all I can do without learning ancient Hebrew.
  Bart: [stares at her] Lisa: Bart! I am <not> going to learn ancient Hebrew!...
• Bart: Oy! This guy's tough. Lisa: Bart, we're going to have to outsmart him.
  Bart: I dunno, he's pretty sharp. He saw right through this disguise....
• Lisa: We just want to find a Rabbi Krustofsky. Rev.
  L: Rabbi Krustofsky? Well, I do a radio call-in show with him every Sunday night!...
• Bart: Krusty, are you all right? Krusty: Yes, it's just that saying the bracha brings back a lot of painful memories, the old days, my.
  .. my father... [bawls] Homer: Hey, Krusty, you going to finish that meatloaf or what?...
• Lisa: Dad! Eat something! [holds up a sandwich] It's got mustard on it.
  [Homer's eye view of the ceiling] [Bart leans in and waves his hand....
• Homer: Will you all stop worrying about that stupid comet?
  It's going to be destroyed, didn't you hear what that guy in the building said?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...