Homer: Well? What have we here? Looks like your uncool dad scored
tickets to Hullabalooza!
Lisa: [gasps] Bart... these look real...
Bart: Check the authenticator spot
[Lisa removes a sticker, which reveals a microchip]
Chip: This is an authentic Hullabalooza ticket. For authentic
refreshment, eat Clark bars. And for totally outrageous class
rings, it's Josten's. Go, Josten's!
-- "Homerpalooza"
tickets to Hullabalooza!
Lisa: [gasps] Bart... these look real...
Bart: Check the authenticator spot
[Lisa removes a sticker, which reveals a microchip]
Chip: This is an authentic Hullabalooza ticket. For authentic
refreshment, eat Clark bars. And for totally outrageous class
rings, it's Josten's. Go, Josten's!
-- "Homerpalooza"
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing
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Bart:
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of security guards.
Lisa reflects on Hullabalooza,... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Marge: Homer! Get ready! Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
Homer: D'oh! Oh no...better ride this one out in the... - Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
"Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically...
