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• Lisa on Lollapalooza: Wow! It's like Woodstock, only with advertisements everywhere and tons of security guards.
  Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza...
• Homer: You made it! You have any trouble getting past the security guards?
  Lisa: Security guards? -- At the nuclear power plant, "Bart on the Road...
• Homer: Well? What have we here? Looks like your uncool dad scored tickets to Hullabalooza!
  Lisa: [gasps] Bart... these look real... Bart: Check the authenticator spot [Lisa removes a sticker, which reveals a microchip] Chip...
• Sir, I run Hullabalooza's pageant of the transmundane --the freak show, and I've been looking for a big fatso to shoot with a cannon.
  I'd like very much for you to be that fatso....
• Bart: [sniffing] What is that smell? Lisa: It smells like Otto's jacket.
  .. -- Which can only mean one thing... "Homerpalooza...
• Homer: Now, here are some of your no-name bands. Sonic Youth?
  Nine Inch Nails? Hullabalooza? Clerk: Hullabalooza is a music festival...
• Kim Gordon: Hullabalooza isn't about freaks; it's about music, and advertisement, and youth-oriented product positioning.
  Episode: 3F21 Homerpalooza...
• Hullabalooza isn't about freaks; it's about music, and advertisement, and youth-oriented product positioning.
  -- Kim Gordon, "Homerpalooza...
• How many security guards at a Grateful Dead concert -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  21: One to change the bulb, the rest to fatally beat the Deadhead who was only there to look at the light....