Mrs.K: Let's start with Milhouse's grandfather. Van Houten:

Mrs.K: Let's start with Milhouse's grandfather.
Van Houten: Uh, how many of you have a house?
[children raise their hands]
Van Houten: All right, now how many of you drove your house to school
today?
[children raise their hands again, then wake up]
Children: Huh?
Van Houten: Well, I did. [chuckles] No, I'm not Superman; I just own an
RV. Me and the new wife travel the country searching for
adventure. Last fall, we won a chili cook-off in Beaumont,
Texas.
Children: Wow!
-- More excitement than any videogame,
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"