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• Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving you?
  Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah!...
• Bart: Just a minute, van Houten. Somebody needs to guard this place at night so it doesn't get trashed.
  [offers a cap and baton] How'd you like to be night watchman?...
• Thanks, Bart! We got the day off from school for this!
  -- Milhouse attends Bart's wake, "Bart the General...
• Martin: Bart, can we stop for ice cream? Ba
  Yes. [a little later, the boys all have cones] Nelso...
• Milhouse: [yells] Spring breeeak! Yeah! [pause, then quiet] Well, when _are_ we going to get rowdy?
  Bart: Maybe when we find something decent to do with this ID....
• Bart: We got no car! Martin: We got no money! Milhouse
  And no one knows we're here! B+Ma+Mi: We're stranded!...
• Yeah...and WHO'S got The Stanley Cup???
• Cesar: [shoves a cup of wine in Bart's face] Drink this.
  Bart: Oh, no thanks. Cesar: Do not worry. This is France....
• Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties! -- Bart Simpso