Patty: Some days, we don't let the line move at all.
Selma: We call those weekdays. [the gruesome twosome laugh]
Patty: Good one.
-- In the weekends we're closed, "Bart on the Road"
Selma: We call those weekdays. [the gruesome twosome laugh]
Patty: Good one.
-- In the weekends we're closed, "Bart on the Road"
Related:
- Selma: [showing slides] And this is Patty trying to plug her leg razor
into one of those ungodly Czechoslovakian outlets.
[next slide, of a hairy-legged Patty] As you can see... - Selma: Marge's dates get homelier all the time.
Patty:
That's what you get when you don't put out. [Or maybe... - Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees... - Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make... - Homer: D'oh!
Patty: One more wrong answer, and Homer flunks another of life's little
tests.
And what's this? Selma: Ooh...someone didn't fill in... - Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a
celebration.
I'm going to make the most international coffee in... - Lisa: Mom! Dad! Bart and Stampy are gone!
Marge: Oh my Lord!
Lisa: I bet it's 'cause of that horrible ivory dealer... - Bart: Ching-ching-ching! [smashes a souvenir coin collection he
received from Patty and Selma] [goes to the bank] Americanize
this,
my good man. Clerk: Okay. Bart: All those coins were... - Bart: OK...steady, Bart. Taking ballet doesn't make you any less of
a man.
[opens the door; all the little girls point and laugh]...
