Myers: I hope you're happy, kid; the studio's bankrupt. You just
killed Itchy & Scratchy.
[closes the studio's gate, bearing a "Out of business" sign]
Bart: We killed Itchy & Scratchy?
Chester: Good riddance. Wanna go celebrate? I feel like liver and
onions. [smacks his lips]
-- Can liver and onions be as funny as Itchy &
Scratchy?, "The Day the Violence Died"
killed Itchy & Scratchy.
[closes the studio's gate, bearing a "Out of business" sign]
Bart: We killed Itchy & Scratchy?
Chester: Good riddance. Wanna go celebrate? I feel like liver and
onions. [smacks his lips]
-- Can liver and onions be as funny as Itchy &
Scratchy?, "The Day the Violence Died"
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Chester: Sure. In fact, I invented the whole concept... - Itchy: Thanks, kids. Now we'd like to speak to you seriously for a
moment
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Scratchy
Lawyer: Please sign these papers indicating that you... - Narrator: Roger Meyers' next full-length feature was the wildly
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Scratchy: [Italian accent] Now you be good Pin-Itchy... - Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say
Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! ... - You will also notice Mr. Myers' name and copyright notice on the
original drawings of the other members of the Itchy & Scratchy family
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It's so simple, you egghead writers would've...
