Myers: I hope you're happy, kid; the studio's bankrupt. You just
killed Itchy & Scratchy.
[closes the studio's gate, bearing a "Out of business" sign]
Bart: We killed Itchy & Scratchy?
Chester: Good riddance. Wanna go celebrate? I feel like liver and
onions. [smacks his lips]
-- Can liver and onions be as funny as Itchy &
Scratchy?, "The Day the Violence Died"
killed Itchy & Scratchy.
[closes the studio's gate, bearing a "Out of business" sign]
Bart: We killed Itchy & Scratchy?
Chester: Good riddance. Wanna go celebrate? I feel like liver and
onions. [smacks his lips]
-- Can liver and onions be as funny as Itchy &
Scratchy?, "The Day the Violence Died"
Related:
- Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so... - Bart: You can't just go back to the gutter. You created Itchy,
you should be a millionaire. Chester: Ah, Roger Myers... - Bart: You invented Itchy? The _Itchy & Scratchy_ Itchy?
Chester: Sure. In fact, I invented the whole concept... - Itchy: Thanks, kids. Now we'd like to speak to you seriously for a
moment.
Scratchy: Yup. This week is the grand opening of "Itchy... - Myers: That's it. That's it, little girl! You've saved "Itchy &
Scratchy"!
Lawyer: Please sign these papers indicating that you... - Narrator: Roger Meyers' next full-length feature was the wildly
successful "Pin-Itchy-o".
Scratchy: [Italian accent] Now you be good Pin-Itchy... - Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! ... - You will also notice Mr. Myers' name and copyright notice on the
original drawings of the other members of the Itchy & Scratchy family:
Brown-Nose Bear, Disgruntled Goat, Flatulent Fox, Rich... - Myers: I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show.
It's so simple, you egghead writers would've...
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- Bart: I'm sorry I cost you your fortune, Grampa.
Abe:
Oh, the fortune doesn't matter, boy; the important... - She's faking it.
-- Ms. Krabappel shows the class a sex education film,
"Bart's Friend Falls in... - Lisa: Okay. I like... Langdon Alger.
Homer: I have no idea who that is.
Homer and Lisa play `Truth or Dare', "Bart on... - Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu
Stacy.
Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried... - Lisa: Dad, according to "Junior Skeptic Magazine," the chances are 175
million to one of another form of life actually coming in contact
with ours.
Homer: So? Lisa: It's just that the...
