Lisa: Hi, Apu. Can I put these posters up in your window?
Apu: Well, of course you can, you little pixy. You are just as sweet
as the stix which bear your name.
[Apu sees the poster]
No, no, no. Take that down. As a semi-legal immigrant, your
poster could land me in a predicament as red-hot as the candies
which bear that name.
-- Lisa posts signs of Jebediah the fraud,
"Lisa the Iconoclast"
Apu: Well, of course you can, you little pixy. You are just as sweet
as the stix which bear your name.
[Apu sees the poster]
No, no, no. Take that down. As a semi-legal immigrant, your
poster could land me in a predicament as red-hot as the candies
which bear that name.
-- Lisa posts signs of Jebediah the fraud,
"Lisa the Iconoclast"
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Abe: Hey! The government can't control the sky.
What if you lived in a balloon? Lisa: That's... - Lisa: The whole world wants me to eat meat. I can't fight it anymore.
[She musters her resolve and bites into a hot dog.... - Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a
charm.
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank... - Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart
Corporation.
Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure... - Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your... - Commandant: Next up ... Simp-son, Lis-a.
[the crowd falls silent.
The cadet leader plays, "Taps." Lisa climbs... - Apu, you can take this job and restaff it!
-- Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart,
"Lisa's... - Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome,
There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather... - Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates
on the dairy products!
Apu, "Lisa's...
