An Author Owned An Asterisk And Kept It In His Den Where He Wrote Tales Which Had Large Sales Of Erring Maids And Me

An Author Owned An Asterisk And Kept It In His Den Where He Wrote Tales Which Had Large Sales Of Erring Maids And Me

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An author owned an asterisk
And kept it in his den
Where he wrote tales which had large sales
Of erring maids and men,
And always, when he reached the point
Where carping censors lurk,
He called upon the asterisk
To do his dirty work!

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