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• Marge: Bart, comb your hair. Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeved shirt with a tie.
  Homer: But Sipowicz does it. Marge: If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?...
• Bart: No way, she's faking! If Lisa[?] stays home, &l
  I> stay home. Lisa: If Bart stays home, I'm going to school....
• Homer: [gasps] Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name electronics!
  Bart: Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs....
• Bart: Look, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf.
  How would you feel if I started mopping the floor?...
• Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
  Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....
• Goodbye, Maggie. Stay as sweet as you are. Goodbye, Lisa.
  I know you'll make me proud. Goodbye, Bart. ... I like your sheets....
• Bart: We're having a field trip today! Ah, Lis, won't it be great to cast of the shackles of the soul-crushing hellhole that is Springfield Elementary?
  [sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot: your class isn't going!...
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Lisa: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
  Bart: Okay. Lisa: Embrace nothingness. Bart: You got it....