Marge: Homey, I Like Your In-your-face Humanity. I Like The Way Lisa Speaks Her Mind.
Marge: Homey, I like your in-your-face humanity. I like the way
Lisa speaks her mind. I like Bart's--
[Bart smiles, but it fades]
I like _Bart_.
[Bart smiles again]
-- I like your sheets,
"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"
Marge: Bart, comb your hair. Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeved shirt with a tie.
Homer: But Sipowicz does it. Marge: If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?...
Bart: No way, she's faking! If Lisa[?] stays home, &l
I> stay home. Lisa: If Bart stays home, I'm going to school....
Homer: [gasps] Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name electronics!
Bart: Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs....
Bart: Look, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf.
How would you feel if I started mopping the floor?...
Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh....
Goodbye, Maggie. Stay as sweet as you are. Goodbye, Lisa.
I know you'll make me proud. Goodbye, Bart. ... I like your sheets....
Bart: We're having a field trip today! Ah, Lis, won't it be great to cast of the shackles of the soul-crushing hellhole that is Springfield Elementary?
[sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot: your class isn't going!...
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
Lisa: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.
Bart: Okay. Lisa: Embrace nothingness. Bart: You got it....