Homer: [reads writing on his palm] "Mindy, because of our uncontrollable
attraction, I think we should avoid each other from now on."
Lenny: [reads writing on his own palm] "Max, what I did, I did because
of alcohol and anger."
Man 2: [reads writing on his own large palm] "I am tired of these jokes
about my giant hand. The first such incidents occurred in 1956
when..."
-- Useful memory aids, "The Last Temptation of Homer"
attraction, I think we should avoid each other from now on."
Lenny: [reads writing on his own palm] "Max, what I did, I did because
of alcohol and anger."
Man 2: [reads writing on his own large palm] "I am tired of these jokes
about my giant hand. The first such incidents occurred in 1956
when..."
-- Useful memory aids, "The Last Temptation of Homer"
Related:
- Mindy: Hi Homer...
Homer: Mindy! [clears throat, glances at prepared speech on his hand
which is now smeared]
Oh no,
I'm sweating like Roger Ebert. [reads] "Muh... - Homer: Wait, I know: [types] vent gas.
[reads screen] "Pressure too high?"
"Tank must be shut down manually?"
[to drinking bird] Oh,
stupid bird! I never should have put you... - Homer: Oh, these sure are comfortable chairs.
Burns:
Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest... - Homer: If only I could think of an invention...something that would
really make money.
Must concentrate and work harder than I've ever... - Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson... - that was the first thing I had to learn about her, and maybe the
hardest I've ever learned about anything-
that she is her own, and what she gives me is of her... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: What's wrong, honey?
Lisa: There's something troubling me,
dad, but I don't think I can tell you because... - Lenny: Aw, if they hire a woman we won't be able to spit on the floor.
Carl: And we can't take off our pants when it gets...
