Related:

• Smithers: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your new co-worker, Mindy Simmons.
  I think she has a degree in Engineering or something....
• Mindy: Homer? [whispers] I got a really wicked idea that could get us into a _lot_ of trouble.
  Homer: Oh, Mindy...we have to fight our temptation....
• Homer: [reads writing on his palm] "Mindy, because of our uncontrollable attraction, I think we should avoid each other from now on.
  Lenny: [reads writing on his own palm] "Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger....
• Mindy: What's wrong? Homer: Oh, yeah, like you don't know.
  [weeping] We're gonna have sex! Mindy: Oh...well, we don't have to....
• Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
  Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....
• Mindy: Homer...you don't have to do anything you don't want to.
  Homer: Well, maybe I want to...but then I think about Marge and the kids....
• Klink: My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married Mindy instead of Marge.
  [He takes Homer's hand, and they fly into the air] Home...
• Homer: You know, I was a little worried about coming to this convention with you.
  But I think as long as we're not alone together -- Ma...
• Homer: [unhappy] Well, I guess you'll want to come in.
  Mindy: [bright] OK. Homer: [mocking] "OK!" [They sit on the bed] Mindy...