Homer: Hey! We could be a team...
[at the counter] Excuse me, but my _team_ is ready to bowl.
Kid: You're short one person.
Homer: [seeing Otto] Uh, that longhaired freak's bowled with us for
years.
Otto: [at a prize machine] Ooh, I don't care if it takes me all night:
I'm going to get me that lobster harmonica. Come on, lobstey --!
[it drops of the claws]
Kid: OK. Then I just need your $500 registration fee.
Homer: $500?! [quickly subdued] Oh, no problem. Will you take an out-
of-state two party bad check?
-- Not on his mother's grave, "Team Homer"
[at the counter] Excuse me, but my _team_ is ready to bowl.
Kid: You're short one person.
Homer: [seeing Otto] Uh, that longhaired freak's bowled with us for
years.
Otto: [at a prize machine] Ooh, I don't care if it takes me all night:
I'm going to get me that lobster harmonica. Come on, lobstey --!
[it drops of the claws]
Kid: OK. Then I just need your $500 registration fee.
Homer: $500?! [quickly subdued] Oh, no problem. Will you take an out-
of-state two party bad check?
-- Not on his mother's grave, "Team Homer"
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[chanting] You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto... - Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge.
Marge: All right.
Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The... - Otto: Whoa. I can't believe I got booted off the team for Mr.
Businessman. Pfft! I bet I'll get respect once I... - Marge: No, I will _not_ pay you $500 for sex!
Homer:
Aw, come on, Marge! You're getting something in return... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Kid: Sorry, it's league night. I couldn't give a lane to my own
mother.
Doris: [walking by] I have no son. [walks off] ... - Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right,
that's it, Homer: either Burns goes, or Moe... - Homer: First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals,
then he makes fun of the way I talk -- probably...
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- John: ...and Helen Lovejoy, sure, she looks blonde,
but I've heard cuffs and collar don't match... - Homer: The last bar in Springfield...if they don't let me in
here,
I'm going to have to quit drinking! Homer's liver:... - to the tune of the Colonel Bogey March]
Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
Lisa, she smells like gasoline. Lisa, da da da Disa... - Hi, you've reached the Corey hot-line. $4.95 a minute.
Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: Gory. ... - Homer: Boy, I know you're going to like your present.
Bart: [it's a hand-held gizmo with three buttons]...
