George: I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet! I'll take your head and
-- Gorbachev! Heh, what are you doing here?
Mikhail: I just dropped by with present for warming of house. Instead,
find you grappling with local oaf.
Homer: Oh, brought some of your commie friends to help you fight
dirty, eh?
George: But Mikhail, they put a wig on my head, my memoirs --
Barbara: George! This is the last straw. You apologize to Homer right
now!
George: But Bar, [quietly] we can't show any weakness in front of the
Russians.
Barbara: [reproachful] George...
George: [pause] Yes, dear.
Mikhail: [speaks Russian to his driver, and laughs]
-- No translation needed, "Two Bad Neighbors"
-- Gorbachev! Heh, what are you doing here?
Mikhail: I just dropped by with present for warming of house. Instead,
find you grappling with local oaf.
Homer: Oh, brought some of your commie friends to help you fight
dirty, eh?
George: But Mikhail, they put a wig on my head, my memoirs --
Barbara: George! This is the last straw. You apologize to Homer right
now!
George: But Bar, [quietly] we can't show any weakness in front of the
Russians.
Barbara: [reproachful] George...
George: [pause] Yes, dear.
Mikhail: [speaks Russian to his driver, and laughs]
-- No translation needed, "Two Bad Neighbors"
Related:
- Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed.
George:
N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those... - Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle
rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points... - Bart: Hey, where's your candy?
George: We don't have any.
Now go away! Barbara: George! Older people don't eat... - Bart: Why, hello, Mrs. Bush!
Barbara: Hi, Bart! Mr.
Bush is upstairs napping. Bart: You know, your husband's... - Bart: Who's that, George?
George: That's me with Charlton Heston.
He was -- Bart: Who's that, George? George: Er... - George: [sighs] Just going to relax with my "U.S. News and World
Whatnot".
[opens magazine] Oh, good: they're roasting the new... - Ned: Howdily doodily, there, President Bush -- or should I say,
"President Neighbor"! I'm Ned Flanders, and this is... - Barbara: I really feel awful about your lawn, Marge.
George can be so stubborn when he thinks he's... - George: Hey, turkeys! Behind you.
[Bart and Homer turn around]
Homer:
For the last time, Bush, apologize for spanking my...
