Homer: He _spanked_ you? _You_? Bart Simpson?
Bart: I begged him to stop, but he said it was for the good of the
nation.
Abe: Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by Presidents till
the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two
nonconsecutive occasions.
Marge: Grampa, I know in your day, spanking was common, but Homer and I
just don't believe in that kind of punishment.
Abe: And that's why your no-good kids are running wild!
[points at Lisa, reading quietly]
-- A counterexample to the theory, "Two Bad Neighbors"
Bart: I begged him to stop, but he said it was for the good of the
nation.
Abe: Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by Presidents till
the cows came home. Grover Cleveland spanked me on two
nonconsecutive occasions.
Marge: Grampa, I know in your day, spanking was common, but Homer and I
just don't believe in that kind of punishment.
Abe: And that's why your no-good kids are running wild!
[points at Lisa, reading quietly]
-- A counterexample to the theory, "Two Bad Neighbors"
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