Homer: Hey, we haven't watched TV in a while! [turns it on]
Kent: Tonight, "Eye On Springfield" takes a look at the secret affairs
of Kennedy, Eisenhower, Bush, and Clinton. Did fooling around on
their wives make them great? We'll find out next, when we play
"Hail to the Cheat."
Homer: [whimpers, changes channels]
Man: {The Burmese Melon Fly has over a thousand sex partners, and
suffers virtually no guilt --}
Homer: {[whimpers, changes channels]
[A bunch of scantily clad women work out on weight machines]}
Woman: [seductive] Just do it!
Homer: Aah! [runs out]
Woman: {[seductive] Examine your scalp for ringworm. [Caption:
"National Ringworm Association (The Other N.R.A.)"]}
-- Homer tries to avoid thinking about Mindy,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
Kent: Tonight, "Eye On Springfield" takes a look at the secret affairs
of Kennedy, Eisenhower, Bush, and Clinton. Did fooling around on
their wives make them great? We'll find out next, when we play
"Hail to the Cheat."
Homer: [whimpers, changes channels]
Man: {The Burmese Melon Fly has over a thousand sex partners, and
suffers virtually no guilt --}
Homer: {[whimpers, changes channels]
[A bunch of scantily clad women work out on weight machines]}
Woman: [seductive] Just do it!
Homer: Aah! [runs out]
Woman: {[seductive] Examine your scalp for ringworm. [Caption:
"National Ringworm Association (The Other N.R.A.)"]}
-- Homer tries to avoid thinking about Mindy,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
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- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Mindy: Homer? [whispers] I got a really wicked idea that could get us
into a _lot_ of trouble.
Homer: Oh, Mindy...we have to fight our temptation... - Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
Um...I think we'll find we have very little... - Lisa: Are you hiding something from me?
Homer: Like what?
Lisa: Judging from your song, you're infatuated with... - Klink: My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married
Mindy instead of Marge.
[He takes Homer's hand, and they fly into the air]... - Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan]
[Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough]
Carl:
[gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't... - Man: Look, Mr. Burns: we want to see some changes. For starters,
you can reverse your sexist employment policies... - Homer: Hey Princess! It's me! The guy from the snap shot!
Kashmir: [not very enthusiastically] Oh, hi. Homer... - Newsman: Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent
which he believes gives him sexual powers.
Homer: Hey -- that's a half-truth! {[changes...
