Klink: My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married
Mindy instead of Marge.
[He takes Homer's hand, and they fly into the air]
Homer: Ooh! I would live in a big mansion?
[Homer and Mindy play tennis while Jeeves looks on]
Mindy: I'm so happy, darling.
Homer: I, as well. Are you happy, Jeeves?
Jeeves: M'yes sir, quite.
Homer: Then we're all happy!
Klink: Let's get out of here...
-- Spirit Homer is shown the problem with cheating,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
Mindy instead of Marge.
[He takes Homer's hand, and they fly into the air]
Homer: Ooh! I would live in a big mansion?
[Homer and Mindy play tennis while Jeeves looks on]
Mindy: I'm so happy, darling.
Homer: I, as well. Are you happy, Jeeves?
Jeeves: M'yes sir, quite.
Homer: Then we're all happy!
Klink: Let's get out of here...
-- Spirit Homer is shown the problem with cheating,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
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