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• Guard: They're gone! Hapablap: Hell...not the Wright Brothers plane!
  The Smithsonian's gonna have my ass on a platter....
• Grampa: This elevator only goes to the basement. And somebody made an awful mess down there.
  -- Grampa, stuck in the porta-potty, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
• Marge: [panicking] Kids! Everything's gonna be OK!
  Don't panic! Just don't panic! Lisa: Mom....
• Wiggum: Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who, uh, eats people and takes their faces?
  Prisoner #4: I'm right here, chief! Wiggum: Oh....
• Soldier: Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
  Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating mutant!...
• Bart: [gasps] Sideshow Bob! [everyone gasps and screams] Bob
  [on TV] Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all the big noises and shiny things....
• Hapablap: Bob is not here. We have searched every square inch of this base and all we have found is porno, porno, porno!
  Quimby: We have only twenty minutes left. Send in the esteemed representatives of television....
• Bob: Well, at least I'll have my revenge! Bart: Bob, no!
  Lisa: Don't you see? That would be taking the easy way out....
• Bob: Ahh, Westminster Abbey. Edward the Confessor himself could not have done better.
  Now to set the clocks to Greenwich Mean Time....