Bart: Dad! Help!
Marge: [screams] Ahh!
Homer: Hang on, Boy! Daddy's coming to save you!
[rolls over the tire trap and blows all the tires]
D'oh!
Lisa: Mom! I found Sideshow Bob's hideout and I got a secret message
to the police and I had a blimp fall on me and I was in an atomic
blast but I'm OK now!
Homer: Well, I wrecked the gate, but you don't hear me bragging. Now
let's roll!
-- How easily the young thrill,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Marge: [screams] Ahh!
Homer: Hang on, Boy! Daddy's coming to save you!
[rolls over the tire trap and blows all the tires]
D'oh!
Lisa: Mom! I found Sideshow Bob's hideout and I got a secret message
to the police and I had a blimp fall on me and I was in an atomic
blast but I'm OK now!
Homer: Well, I wrecked the gate, but you don't hear me bragging. Now
let's roll!
-- How easily the young thrill,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Related:
- Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh!
Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!
Homer: Bart, don't interrupt! Marge: Homer, this is... - Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because... - Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob!
Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. ... - Bob: Ahh, Westminster Abbey. Edward the Confessor himself could
not have done better.
Now to set the clocks to Greenwich Mean... - Homer: OK, so we can't go over the fence.
Marge: I feel so helpless.
What if something happens to them? Homer: I'm sure... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Now you Boy!
Bart: [scared] Oh.
[plane approaches cops standing on their cars]
You can't escape Bob.
If the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool... - Lisa: High-toned voice...Bart, that's it! I know where Sideshow Bob is
hiding!
[they start running] When Bob broadcast that... - Bart: [gasps] Sideshow Bob!
[everyone gasps and screams]
Bob:
[on TV] Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention...
From the same category:
- Smithers: There's a problem with the reactor. What do you do?
Homer: There's a problem with the reactor!? We're... - Homer: That's it! I'm calling my buddies. Marge is not the only one
who can have a girls' night out.
[dials the phone] Lenny: Oh, no can do, Homer. ... - Lisa: The mouse is named Itchy and the cat is named Scratchy.
Bart: They hate each other. Lisa: And they're not shy... - Homer: It _is_ the seventies! Right down to the smallest detail.
Marge: Hey...the bartender even looks like John Travolta... - Hank: Uh, Homer, one second. I gotta take care of this.
Very important. Be right back. Homer: Fine....
