Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such public
service videos as "Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds" and
"Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness". I'm here today to give
you the skinny on shoplifting, thereby completing my plea bargain
with the good people at "Foot Locker" of Beverly Hills.
[scene switch] Shoplifting began here, in ancient Phonecia.
Thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to
snatch the sweet, sweet olives within. [a man does so]
Oh, Shakazaramesh, will you ever learn? Flash forward to ancient
Babylonia --
-- Troy McClure, public service guy,
"Marge Be Not Proud"
service videos as "Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds" and
"Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness". I'm here today to give
you the skinny on shoplifting, thereby completing my plea bargain
with the good people at "Foot Locker" of Beverly Hills.
[scene switch] Shoplifting began here, in ancient Phonecia.
Thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to
snatch the sweet, sweet olives within. [a man does so]
Oh, Shakazaramesh, will you ever learn? Flash forward to ancient
Babylonia --
-- Troy McClure, public service guy,
"Marge Be Not Proud"
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Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle. Lisa: Hi.... - Oh, hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help
videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin
and "Get Confident, Stupid". Well, now I'm here to... - I'm your host, Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as
"The Erotic Adventures of Hercules
and "Dial M for Murderousness"! -- Troy McClure hosts... - Troy: Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as
`Cry
Yuma' and `Here Comes the Coast Guard'! But today... - Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such instructional
videos as "Mothballing Your Battleship
and "Dig Your Own Grave, And Save!" -- "Marge Gets... - I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such TV series as
"Buck Henderson
Union Buster" and "Troy and Company's Summertime Smile... - Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such telethons
as "Out With Gout '88
and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House." Folks... - I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such movies as "Today
We Kill
Tomorrow We Die" and "Gladys the Groovy Mule"! -... - McClure: "Spinoff!" Is there any word more thrilling to the human
soul
Hi, I'm Troy McClure. [begins walking] You may ...
