Burns: Here's your caption, boys: "Local hero shuns spotlight and
pitches in!"
Smithers: What an angle!
[reporters take photos of Burns]
[he throws the hardhat down with a grunt and walks away]
Lenny: I can't believe I'm spending half my Saturday picking up
garbage. I mean, half these bottles aren't even mine!
Burns: Ahem. Let's have less _con_versation and more _san_itation.
-- Shuns spotlight in photos only, "Mother Simpson"
pitches in!"
Smithers: What an angle!
[reporters take photos of Burns]
[he throws the hardhat down with a grunt and walks away]
Lenny: I can't believe I'm spending half my Saturday picking up
garbage. I mean, half these bottles aren't even mine!
Burns: Ahem. Let's have less _con_versation and more _san_itation.
-- Shuns spotlight in photos only, "Mother Simpson"
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loves you.
And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right... - Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt
on that eye.
Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another... - Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer... - Burns: I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to
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Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know... - Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - Burns: Well, I say let Harvard have its football and academics.
Yale will always be first in gentlemanly club... - Lenny: [drunk] Eh, Burnsie. This was some swell shindig.
Thank you very much! Burns: [frightened] Smithers...
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[Homer struggles to do one situp.]
Bah,
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